THE STORY
About Bumpy Nutrition
Bumpy Nutrition was born from a simple observation: the supplement market is full of tubs that say a lot and show very little. "Proprietary blends" that hide the dosages, promises of results that European regulations actually forbid you to make, and labels you need a magnifying glass to decode.
Our rule fits in one sentence: everything is written down. Every product page shows the full list of ingredients, the real amount of each active, the nutritional values and the warnings. When a health claim is officially authorised in the European Union, we quote it exactly as it stands. When it is not — which is the case for plants and cultures — we say so, and we describe the formula instead of promising an effect.
Our products are formulated and manufactured in certified laboratories in the European Union, and shipped from our warehouse in Germany to the 27 EU countries.
And then there is Bumpy: a gym rat, small, ugly and unkillable, who never lets go. That is the mindset we put into every tub.
OUR METHOD
NO PROMISES, JUST DOSAGES
We start from the principle that a supplement is only worth anything if you know exactly what is in it. Every formula shows its actives and their amounts, with no proprietary blend and no phantom formulation.
- Dosages shown on every label
- Made in certified EU laboratories
- Flavours tested until the taste is right
Welcome to the gang
SMALL BEAST. BIG POWER.
Bumpy is a gym rat who never lets go. Small, but unkillable. That is the mindset we put into every product.
Made in the EU
Certified laboratories, European standards.
Transparent formulas
Every active shown with its amount.
Fast shipping
Prepared within 1 working day, shipped from the EU.
A human at the other end
Every message gets an answer within 48 working hours.